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255 Porcupine Ice Cream

by Mark Shepard

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This is a song I wrote with a bunch of cool 2nd graders in Elmira NY back in 1997 or thereabouts... still one of my faves!

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Porcupine Ice Cream

Song# 255 | Fall 1996 | CD: DrumSongStory Live!

I love every kind of ice cream in the whole wide world
EXCEPT for chocolate and vanilla
(unless of course it’s served with a dash of pickled “caterpilla”)

My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Dog and cat ice cream
Except when it has to go to the vet!

My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Jalapeno Pepper Ice cream
Especially when it makes my brain sweat!

Refrain:
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream

My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Porcupine ice cream
It just looks so sharp in my bowl
My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Worm ice cream
Especially when it’s slimy and cold

Refrain:

My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Elmer’s Glue ice cream
I like the way it sticks to my ribs!
My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Gerber’s Baby Food ice cream
Although I do suggest you wear a bib

Refrain:

My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Cactus ice cream
Especially with a dash of ranch dressing
My favorite ice cream in the whole wide world is
Math test ice cream
It sure beats all that erasing and guessing!

Refrain:

Copyright 1996-2015 by Mark Shepard. All Rights Reserved. Used by Permission.

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released July 28, 2016

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Mark Shepard Albany, New York

Welcome to my “Life In Song” project.

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